Artful Merchandise

The Artful Merchandise gallery page brings the whimsical inhabitants of my Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania garden into your daily life. Through Fine Art America, my satirical take on the struggle against Mother Nature is transformed into functional art, from home decor to lifestyle accessories. 

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A fabric tote bag featuring a satirical painting of a groundhog wearing swimming trunks and sunglasses, caught munching on purple loosestrife.

Groundhog In Sunglasses
A square throw pillow featuring a satirical painting of an angry groundhog wearing jeans, a yellow shirt, and a baseball cap, buckled securely into a child safety seat in the back of a car.

Groundhog In Car 1.0
A spiral notebook featuring a satirical painting of a chipmunk wearing a red safety hat, a black t-shirt, and jeans, operating a backhoe to dig up a hydrangea plant.

Chipmunk Digging Hydrangea 2.0
A wood panel print featuring a satirical painting of a praying mantis duo dressed as a nun and a priest.

Pittsburgh Mantis 1.0
A product mockup featuring a satirical painting of a male deer dressed in a polo shirt and shorts, dining on a potted hydrangea plant next to a house at night.

Night Deer 1.0
A square throw pillow featuring a satirical painting of a male and a female rabbit inside a grocery store, pushing a cart and shopping for Easter eggs.

Bunnies Go Shopping 1.0
A white t-shirt featuring a satirical painting of deer eating prized garden roses with the Pittsburgh city skyline visible in the background.

Deer Dining On Roses 1.0
A fabric tote bag featuring a satirical painting of a female groundhog in a red dress eating a bouquet of roses, surrounded by scattered Valentine's Day chocolates.

Groundhog Eating Valentine Bouquet 1.0
A ceramic coffee mug featuring a satirical painting of a squirrel wearing a black t-shirt and jeans using a chainsaw to harvest pinecones from a branch.

Squirrel Harvesting Pinecones 1.0
A ceramic coffee mug featuring a satirical painting of a giant Japanese beetle wearing a tuxedo and eating a vibrant blue morning glory flower.

Beetle Eating Morning Glory 1.0
A fabric tote bag featuring a satirical painting of a woodpecker dressed in a denim jacket and jeans using a power drill to bore a hole into the side of a house.

Woodpecker Drilling On House 1.0
A spiral notebook featuring a satirical painting of a male deer in a tuxedo and a female deer in a green gown and mink stole, both with their mouths stuffed with pieces of a garden topiary bush.

Deer Eating Topiary 1.0
A square throw pillow featuring a satirical painting of a fox dressed in golfer attire looking out from a hole on a golf course green.

Fox Hole In One 1.0
A ceramic coffee mug featuring a satirical painting of a male and female raccoon in elegant evening wear raiding a cornfield under the night sky.

Raccoons Raiding Cornfield 1.0
A wood panel print featuring a satirical painting of a deer dressed in a red Santa hat and coat eating a garden holly bush.

Deer Santa Eating Holly 1.0
A white t-shirt featuring a satirical painting of two male groundhogs wearing leather motorcycle jackets, caught eating yellow cherry tomatoes.

Groundhog Gang Eating Tomatoes1.0
A spiral notebook featuring a satirical painting of a deer dressed in a tuxedo standing next to a garden tree that he has stripped of its bark.

Deer Tree Stripper 1.0
A fabric tote bag featuring a satirical painting of two tomato hornworms dressed in red evening gowns dining on a tomato and drinking Bloody Marys.

Hornworms Dining On Tomatoes 1.0
A square throw pillow featuring a satirical painting of powdery mildew personified as a steampunk character in a gas mask spraying mildew onto a ripe strawberry.

Berry Mildew 1.0
A ceramic coffee mug featuring a satirical painting of a deer in a tuxedo and a chipmunk stealing seeds from a bird feeder while two bright red cardinals yell at them.

Deer And Chipmunk Raiding Bird Feeder 1.0
A wood panel print featuring a satirical painting of a deer bride in a wedding gown and a groom in a blue tuxedo eating prized garden rhododendrons.

Deer Wedding With Rhododendron 1.0
A white t-shirt featuring a satirical painting of a rabbit wearing a crown and a blue polo shirt with a carrot logo, caught eating prized garden tulips.

Rabbit Eating Tulips 1.0
A fabric tote bag featuring a satirical painting of sophisticated groundhogs dressed in formal attire eating prized zinnias at an outdoor café table.

Groundhogs Dining On Zinnias 1.0
A square throw pillow featuring a satirical painting of two raccoons dressed in formal wear raiding a backyard bird feeder under the moonlight.

Raccoons Raiding Bird Feeder 1.0
A spiral notebook featuring a satirical painting of a chipmunk dressed in jeans, a red tie, and a crown, caught eating a garden geranium.

Chipmunk Eating Geranium 1.0